"I am nothing... Nothing is perfect... Therefore, I am perfect." - Desktop Art in Gilman Hall (ISU)
Endian Little Hate Programmers
Elektriciteit is niet uitgevonden door verbetering van de kaars. Het internet is niet ontstaan uit innovatie van de postdiensten. -- Jacob van Kokswijk in Netkwesties #148
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-quoting such a bad thing?
Cellular communication is not the lingo of a rainbow nation -- from a song by Mango Groove, 1995
Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic! -- unknown
Too many errors on one line (make fewer). -- Error message from an old MPW C compiler by Apple Computer.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin & Hobbes, Weirdos from an other planet (1990)
Een ieder heeft het recht zich vrijelijk te verplaatsen en te vertoeven binnen de grenzen van elke Staat. -- (art 13, lid 1, Universele Verklaring van de Rechten van de Mens)
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- A. Campus
Newspaper report: "The former chief financial officer considers himself to be a gamble addict. As soon as he starts trading stock, he doesn't know when to stop". Finally proof that stock market is just gambling -- De Volkskrant, 26 Feb 2007
Keeping medicines from the bloodstreams of the sick; food from the bellies of the hungry; books from the hands of the uneducated; technology from the underdeveloped; and putting advocates of freedom in prisons. Intellectual property is to the 21st century what the slave trade was to the 16th.
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I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much, of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end. -- Douglas Adams
The best way to accelerate a PC is 9.8 m/s2
"De afdeling klacht en kwaliteit is gesloten na 12:00" -- Xs4all, nov 2007
"Recht is iets kroms dat verbogen is" -- Bul Super, een personage bedacht door Marten Toonder
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -- Signature
If copyright infringement is theft, photographing someone is kidnapping? -- Cory Doctorow
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -- Kay, in the movie Men in Black (1997)
Women. Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses. -- Howard Wolowitz in the series Big Bang Theory
Support the trees. Use plastic bags.
it is root operator, not rude operator