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| + | -- Freek Dijkstra, disclaimer created after being annoyed for too long about stupid disclaimers popping up everywhere. | ||
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"I am nothing... Nothing is perfect... Therefore, I am perfect." - Desktop Art in Gilman Hall (ISU)
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Elektriciteit is niet uitgevonden door verbetering van de kaars. Het internet is niet ontstaan uit innovatie van de postdiensten. -- Jacob van Kokswijk in Netkwesties #148
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-quoting such a bad thing?
Cellular communication is not the lingo of a rainbow nation -- from a song by Mango Groove, 1995
Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic! -- unknown
Too many errors on one line (make fewer). -- Error message from an old MPW C compiler by Apple Computer.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin & Hobbes, Weirdos from an other planet (1990)
Een ieder heeft het recht zich vrijelijk te verplaatsen en te vertoeven binnen de grenzen van elke Staat. -- (art 13, lid 1, Universele Verklaring van de Rechten van de Mens)
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- A. Campus
Newspaper report: "The former chief financial officer considers himself to be a gamble addict. As soon as he starts trading stock, he doesn't know when to stop". Finally proof that stock market is just gambling -- De Volkskrant, 26 Feb 2007
Keeping medicines from the bloodstreams of the sick; food from the bellies of the hungry; books from the hands of the uneducated; technology from the underdeveloped; and putting advocates of freedom in prisons. Intellectual property is to the 21st century what the slave trade was to the 16th.
Disclaimer: This is an e-mail message. Use your own judgment about its value. If you do not have such common sense (e.g. you are a lawyer or other retard) or like to see crap like warranties, intended-audience or as-is statements, then the following applies: you do not understand the concept of satire and are not allowed to read this e-mail. -- Freek Dijkstra, disclaimer created after being annoyed for too long about stupid disclaimers popping up everywhere.
