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Elektriciteit is niet uitgevonden door verbetering van de kaars. Het internet is niet ontstaan uit innovatie van de postdiensten. -- Jacob van Kokswijk in [http://www.netkwesties.nl/editie148/column1.html Netkwesties #148] | Elektriciteit is niet uitgevonden door verbetering van de kaars. Het internet is niet ontstaan uit innovatie van de postdiensten. -- Jacob van Kokswijk in [http://www.netkwesties.nl/editie148/column1.html Netkwesties #148] | ||
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| + | A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. | ||
| + | Q: Why is top-quoting such a bad thing? | ||
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| + | Cellular communication is not the lingo of a rainbow nation -- from a song by Mango Groove, 1995 | ||
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| + | Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic! -- unknown | ||
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| + | Too many errors on one line (make fewer). -- Error message from an old MPW C compiler by Apple Computer. | ||
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| + | Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin & Hobbes, Weirdos from an other planet (1990) | ||
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| + | Een ieder heeft het recht zich vrijelijk te verplaatsen en te vertoeven binnen de grenzen van elke Staat. -- (art 13, lid 1, Universele Verklaring van de Rechten van de Mens) | ||
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| + | Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. | ||
| + | Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. | ||
| + | Walk beside me and be my friend. -- A. Campus | ||
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Revision as of 19:19, 24 January 2007
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Elektriciteit is niet uitgevonden door verbetering van de kaars. Het internet is niet ontstaan uit innovatie van de postdiensten. -- Jacob van Kokswijk in Netkwesties #148
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-quoting such a bad thing?
Cellular communication is not the lingo of a rainbow nation -- from a song by Mango Groove, 1995
Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic! -- unknown
Too many errors on one line (make fewer). -- Error message from an old MPW C compiler by Apple Computer.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin & Hobbes, Weirdos from an other planet (1990)
Een ieder heeft het recht zich vrijelijk te verplaatsen en te vertoeven binnen de grenzen van elke Staat. -- (art 13, lid 1, Universele Verklaring van de Rechten van de Mens)
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- A. Campus
